In a move sure to stun industry bigwigs and casual hispters alike, LA’s HEALTH has decided to tour — this time on not one, but two continents. They’ve only been on, like, four tours in the past year, leading many to believe that they didn’t really care about touring anymore at all. The TMT office has been abuzz all day following the announcement. Jspicer leaned over my cubicle just a few minutes ago, not knowing how to react to the news.

“I was beginning to think they’d never tour again,” he told me. “This is such a relief. Now I finally have a chance to see them live.” One David Nadelle chimed in on his way to the copy room: “This gives me hope that maybe Of Montreal will tour again one day.” The odds are slim, David, but only time will tell.

Then we all got drunk:

05.09.08 - Dublin, UK - Whelan’s 05.10.08 - Glasgow, UK - Captain’s Rest 05.11.08 - Newcastle, UK - End Bar 05.12.08 - Brighton, UK - The Freebutt 05.13.08 - Brussels, Belgium - Nuit De Botanique Festival 05.14.08 - Ghent, Belgium - Vooruit 05.15.08 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Bitterzoet 05.16.08 - Rotterdam, Netherlands - Worm 05.17.08 - Utrecht, Netherlands - Tivoli 05.18.08 - Hamburg, Germany- Westwerk 05.19.08 - Helsinki, Finland - Kuudes Linja 05.20.08 - Turku, Sweden - Dynamo 05.21.08 - Oslo, Norway - Spasibar 05.22.08 - Aarhus, Denmark - Musikcafeen 05.23.08 - Berlin, Germany - Westgermany 05.25.08 - Leipzig, Germany - Zoro 05.26.08 - Vienna, Austria - Arena 05.29.08 - Barcelona, Spain - Primavera Festival 06.02.08 - Lisbon, Portugal - Galeria Ze Dos Bois 06.03.08 - Barcelos, Portugal - Zoom 06.04.08 - Porto, Portugal - Maus Habitos 06.05.08 - Rennes, France - Ubu 06.06.08 - Cherbourg, France - Terra Trema Festival 06.07.08 - Paris, France - Villette Sonique Festival 06.09.08 - Southhampton, UK - The Joiners 06.10.08 - London, UK - Madam Jojo’s 06.11.08 - Liverpool, UK - Korova 06.12.08 - London, UK - Old Blue East 07.12.08 - Phoenix, AZ - Trunk Space 07.13.08 - Santa Fe, NM - High Mayhem 07.14.08 - Denver, CO - Rhinoceropolis 07.15.08 - Omaha, NE - The Waiting Room 07.16.08 - Minneapolis, MN - First-Avenue 07.17.08 - Milwaukee, WI - The Echo Base 07.20.08 - Chicago, IL - Pitchfork Festival 07.22.08 - St. Louis, MO - The Bluebird 07.23.08 - Oklahoma City, OK - The Conservatory 07.24.08 - Dallas, TX - Club Dada 07.25.08 - Austin, TX - Emo’s 07.26.08 - El Paso, TX - Blue Iguana 07.27.08 - Tucson, AZ - Solar Culture 07.28.08 - Los Angeles, CA - The Smell