Attention campers: are you ready for another glorious day? Well put your beret on and set up that easel, boys and girls, because this morning at the Arts & Crafts station you’ll be making some masterpieces! Last year’s group made some of the most downright beautiful things we’ve ever seen, and I’m sure you’re all little Picassos deep down too! Unfortunately, due to lack of funding (maybe your parents didn’t buy enough brownies at the bake sale?), we won’t be able to provide the glitter or rainbow-colored construction paper. We also won’t have the planks of wood, nor will we have any feathers or felt.

Actually you’ll all have to be extra, extra creative this year, because the only items we were able to get our hands on were A Hawk and A Hacksaw! Only one of each, so we’ll all have to put our minds together and build something truly special! Ohhh, I can hear you campers already, saying "What could we possibly make with A Hawk and a Hacksaw?" Why, we counselors could list a million things! For example:

 Saw hawk in half!

 Saw hawk in quarters!

 Squeeze hawk until it shrieks, bounce sound off hacksaw!

 Appear on BBC 2’s Culture Show and perform a live set!

 Pluck hawk feathers, glue onto hacksaw, hold up to mouth like a mustache!

 Glue hacksaw onto hawk’s forehead, call it a unicorn (but know that you’re telling a fib)!

 Tour the UK and Ireland during December!

12.04.07 - London, UK - The Romanian Restaurant 12.05.07 - Nottingham, UK - The Malt Cross 12.06.07 - Manchester, UK - The Music Box 12.07.07 - Coventry, UK - Taylor Johns House 12.08.07 - Minehead, UK - ATP 12.11.07 - Dublin, IRE - Crawdaddy 12.12.07 - Cork, IRE - Cyprus Avenue

Just remember, kids, to be careful, whatever you all decide to construct while we go skinny-dipping in the lake.