(Takes resin hit)

(Shotguns Miller High Life)

(Exhales triumphantly)

"Sunburned Hand of the Man." Kind of a cool name. I got a wicked sunburn during G-Love’s ACL ’04 ACL set, but it was fuckin’ worth it... dude was just jammin’, you know? That would be so tight... just gettin’ stoned and jammin’ 24-7. Which I guess is what these Sunburned dudes do. They’ve put out like... four badass albums this year or some shit already, which is crazy... I mean, not even Skynard in their prime had that much goin’ on. Of course, times were different back then, hydroponics have come a long way...

(Loud belch and stomach pat of gratification)

Man, touring Europe would be so badass. If I ever get a record deal, I’m totally goin’ over there. Take Jack Johnson, that’s all he does, you know? Just travels all around the world with his friends jammin’ out. That’s the way to live, man. Except these dudes aren’t playing in Amsterdam... which is just, like, fucked up. To get all the way over there and not play a show in fucking Amsterdam. It’s like... it ain’t right, you know? I’d plan my trip so I was there the exact same time the Cannabis Cup was goin’ on. I wanna do that before I die. Be a judge in the motherfuckin’ Cannabis Cup. I’d be like, "yeah, little of this, little of that..." Ha! That’d be so sick. But, whatever. They don’t want to go through Amsterdam, that’s their decision. Hey, more weed for me, once I get there.

(Takes another hit)

(Sighs)

All right dude, I gotta go to work.

10.04.07 - Leuven, Belgium - Stuk 10.05.07 - Bremen, Germany - Friessenstrasse 10.07.07 - Gothenburg, Sweden - Goteborg Art Sounds 10.08.07 - Kristiansand, Norway - Charlie’s Bar 10.09.07 - Stavanger, Norway - Cementen 10.11.07 - Oslo, Norway - Cafe Mono 10.13.07 - Turku, Finland - Dynamo + 10.14.07 - Tampere, Finland - Telakka + 10.16.07 - Helsinki, Finland - Semifinal + 10.18.07 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Loppen 10.19.07 - Groningen, Netherlands - Vera 10.20.07 - Kortrijk, Belgium - Sonic City Festival ++ 10.21.07 - Berlin, Germany - Festsaal Kreuzberg 10.24.07 - Munich, Germany - Sunny Red 10.25.07 - Saarlouis, Germany - Juz 10.26.07 - Den Haag, Netherlands - Bazart 10.28.07 - Paris - Les Voutes ++++ 10.29.07 - Nantes, France - Festival Soy +++

+ = Hush Arbors ++ = Boredoms, Michael Gira +++ = JOMF, Rhys Chatham ++++ ali_fib fest#3: Vanishing Voice, Joanne Roberston, Nawadaha, Axis Mundi, él-g (Thanks Ben