What are you doing this fall? Starting a new semester? Moving to Florida? Getting married? Buying your first house? Taking a dump? Well, cancel your plans RIGHT NOW. Seriously, do it. Go ahead. I’ll tell you why in a second, but it’s very important that you cancel your plans first... Yep, pick up that phone... dial... good, good... Okay, are your plans canceled now? Now, don’t just say they’re canceled — are they really canceled? Great, because boy have I got news for you!

WHY? have just announced another U.S. tour! Still supporting their critically acclaimed anticon. release, Alopecia (TMT Review), WHY? are actually still on the road in Europe, supporting, supporting, supporting. Come late August, however, WHY? will be done with all this European ridiculousness (at least until October) and will be back in the U.S., playing dates with Tussle, Tobacco, and Tount Terie.

See? Now, aren’t you glad you canceled your plans? Ha, and you were all, like, "No, tell me first, I can always cancel later or plan around the tour." You’re pathetic.

07.10.08 - Dortmund, Germany - FZW 07.12.08 - Dornstadt, Germany - Obstwiesen Festival 07.13.08 - Nijmegen, The Netherlands - Valkhof Affaire 07.18.08 - Gräfenhainichen, Germany - Melt Festival 07.20.08 - Dour, Belgium - Dour Festival 07.26.08 - Laval, France - 3 Elephants Festival 08.02.08 - Osnabrück, Germany - Lok Pop Festival 08.06.08 - St. Malo, France - La Route Du Rock 08.29.08 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall% 09.04.08 - Los Angeles, CA - Echoplex 09.05.08 - Tempe, AZ - The Clubhouse 09.06.08 - Tucson, AZ - Solar Culture 09.08.08 - Austin, TX - Mohawk* 09.09.08 - Dallas, TX - Granada Theater* 09.11.08 - Pensacola, FL - Sluggo’s* 09.12.08 - Gainseville, FL - Common Grounds* 09.13.08 - Miami, FL - White Room* 09.14.08 - Orlando, FL - The Social* 09.16.08 - Asheville, NC - Grey Eagle* 09.17.08 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church* 09.18.08 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom* 09.19.08 - Boston, MA - Museum of Fine Arts 09.20.08 - Portland, ME - Space Gallery 09.21.08 - Providence, RI - Club Hell 09.22.08 - Montreal, QC - La Sala Rossa 09.25.08 - Cincinnati, OH - Midpoint Music Festival 09.26.08 - Chicago, IL - Bottom Lounge# 09.27.08 - Minneapolis, MN - Triple Rock# 09.29.08 - Denver, CO - Hi- Dive 09.30.08 - Salt Lake City, UT - Kilby Court 10.02.08 - Vancouver, BC - Richard’s On Richard 10.03.08 - Seattle, WA - Vera Project 10.04.08 - Portland, OR - Wonder Ballroom 10.22.08 - Poitiers, France - Confort Moderne 10.23.08 - Saint-Etienne, France - Le Fil 10.24.08 - Dijon, France - La Vapeur 10.25.08 - Paris, France - BB Mix Festival 10.27.08 - Amiens, France - Pirates Cabaret 10.28.08 - Le Havre, France - Electrique 10.29.08 - Rennes, France - L’Antipode 10.30.08 - Nantes, France - Festival Yamoy 10.31.08 - Vendôme, France - Rockomotives 11.01.08 - Dublin, Ireland - Andrews Lane Theatre 11.06.08 - Massy, France - Centre Culturel 11.07.08 - Metz, France - Musique Volante 11.08.08 - Colmar, France - Super Sound Festival 11.11.08 - Berlin, Germany - Maria am Ufer 11.12.08 - Leipzig, Germany - UT Connewitz

% Tussle
* Mount Eerie
# Tobacco

[Photo: Jacob Hand]