Just last month, our pal Seth Graham dropped one of 2015’s best cassettes, Orange Milk, entitled No.00 in clean life. So “just for fun,” the ego maniac HAD to release something that leads to nowhere, and called it “Cosmetic Commune.” Now, I imagine influence came from that Escape From L.A. scene where Bruce Campbell makes a cameo threatening to cut up that actress’ face from Big Top Pee-Wee, but my real thoughts are geared toward thinking of how much Seth enjoys garnering celebrity to his name. Like, even LIVE, Seth looks like the bassist from Haim, and not even Haim gets paid as much as Seth to feel the music so electrically. All you gotta do is dream of Seth Graham ripping off his shirt like Hulk during every quiet part in his set, and he’s wearing a hundred shirts that all look like chiseled abs. But to announce the most tragic news, Seth has been undergoing some harsh cosmetic surgery recently and will be coming out looking like the guy from South Park, so when he completes his dolphinplasty medical and mental health work, there may never be a Seth Graham return to music. He’ll still co-run Orange Milk for sure, but answers are streaming below:
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