Have you eaten meat recently? Don’t lie. Morrissey knows you have, and he is coming for you.
As part of his revenge, he is releasing Low in High School, his eleventh studio album, on November 17, courtesy of BMG/his own label Etienne. Likely in support of the album, he will perform one singular, epic show at the Hollywood Bowl on November 10.
Time to start training. Go vegan. Start lifting weights. Morrissey wants you to be your Best Self.
• Drink more water.
• Adopt a pet.
• Call your parents.
• Be Morrissey for Halloween.
You are now your best self.
• Go see Morrissey at Hollywood Bowl.
• Purchase and listen to Low in High School.
• If American, have a tense-but-virtuous vegan Thanksgiving.
Now it’s Christmas.
• Ask your parents for the The Queen is Dead reissue that came out on back on October 20.
• Listen to it — along with Low in High School — and think about how much you’ve grown and matured in the past five months or so.
Happy New Year. Love, Morrissey.
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