Since by Sole’s logic, “Stupid Things Implode on Themselves.” one can only predict that by the close of 2007, there will be no more:
(1) Crocs
(2) Drinkable, liquid yogurt
(3) Bret Michaels
(4) Michael B., Pizza Delivery Guy, Warwick, RI
(5) Shoddy loan-sharking companies taking advantage of the lower middle class
(6) Animated penguin movies
(7) Article about crocs; drinkable, liquid yogurt; Bret Michaels; Michael B., Pizza Delivery Guy, Warwick, RI; shoddy loan-sharking companies taking advantage of the lower middle class; or animated penguin movies.
It’s going to be such a mess of imploded stuff, reader baby. Drink your yogurt smoothie while you still can.
SOMETHING THAT WILL NOT IMPLODE:
Sole and The Skyrider Band’s Itchy-Sticky-Good tourdates:
* Telephone Jim Jesus
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