According to the awesomely named Mitchell Peters of Billboard, Van Morrison is set to perform his seminal album Astral Weeks in full, and he's performing it twice. The shows will be held November 7-8 at Los Angeles' Hollywood Bowl, will feature some of the album's original musicians, and promises nudity! Okay, the latter's only true if I make it to one of these shows, because I'd be so excited that I'd get nude and stroke my "Slim Slow Slider" and shoot my "Sweet Thing" "Beside You" "The Way Young Lovers Do." What I'm trying to say here is that I'm going to jizz on you.
Tickets range from $75-$255.50 and will be available October 5 from Ticketscammer. Non-jizz areas may be more expensive. Stay tuned.