Pleasantly named noise rockers AIDS Wolf have announced that, due to a well-regimented healthy lifestyle full of exercise and nutritious eating habits, they have now been told by doctors that they can revert to their previous name of HIV Wolf. The band was quick to point out that it would not have recovered as quickly as it did if it weren’t for the help of modern pharmaceuticals used in the treatment of HIV/AIDS. A band spokesman made this statement: “Although a healthy lifestyle surely aided in the band’s recovery, a full turn in a healthy direction was only made after the timely and well-prescribed use of multiple medicines.”
The official statement goes on to urge all fans of the band to learn more about modern health insurance policies, the effects of medicine on HIV/AIDS, and the plight of the many people in the world who are currently infected but cannot afford treatment. The band also urged fans to donate what they can to agencies that aim to secure medicine for those less fortunate.
Finally, the statement ends with a list of newly announced European dates and a tongue-in-cheek promise from the band to “use protection during intercourse and to always inform their sex partners of their condition while on tour.” The band hopes that the pledge will also do well in informing their fanbase about the necessity of safe sex in the modern world
11.13.09 - Diksmuide, Belgium - 4AD w/ Oxbow
11.14.09 - Bremen, Germany - Friese
11.15.09 - Koeln, Germany - Kulturbunker
11.17.09 - Poitiers, France - Confort Moderne
11.18.09 - Bordeaux, France - Le Saint Ex
11.19.09 - Lyon, France - Grrrnd Zero w/ Foot Village
11.20.09 - Milano, Italy - La Casa 139
11.21.09 - Neuchatel, Switzerland - Queen Kong Club w/ Dreams
11.23.09 - Nuernberg, Germany - K4
11.24.09 - Vienna, Austria - Fluc
11.25.09 - Prague, Czech - Klub 007
11.27.09 - Amsterdam, Holland - OCCII
11.28.09 - Utrecht, Holland - Le Guess Who Festival