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Liberal Documentary Film-Makers Embark on Record Label Hit-Job with Their Kill the Record Labels

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Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse in this country, thanks to our Socialist/Fascist (depending on which frame of mind you’re in) President, liberals have decided to go after fine, upstanding businessmen in the music industry.

Back in the good old days, rich white folk were guaranteed mega-sales from the stars of hip-hop. But then cheeky bastards like 50 Cent and Bun B upset the natural order of things and decided to adapt the labels’ own formula and promote their own music. Understandably, the corporations promised vengeance against these traitors and, along with the RIAA, began to encourage raids on offices, helping to arrest key figures in the hip-hop "community."

Of course liberals can’t stand inequality (even though they trumpet evolution... go figure) and have decided to cast a light on the justifiable practices of record labels in the United States. Charles Rand & T. Thomas’s Kill the Record Labels documentary, available May 12 through MVD Visual, seeks to “give DJs, artists, and producers a voice,” in exposing the “dark side of hip-hop.”

The film will retail at $19.95 and you can pre-book it here. But for $20, you’d be better off buying a couple of Miley Cyrus albums to help support hard-working Americans.