Record Store Day Record Store Day RECORD STORE DAY!!!!!! Aren’t you excited????!?!? Isn’t all of America excited?!?!?!? I mean, what are YOU gonna wear when you queue up on a sidewalk outside a record store at 5 AM? A disheveled hoodie and gross jeans or just straight-up pajamas? Are you going to get coffee from 7-11 or just start mainlining Red Bulls as you wait? And most importantly, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TRAMPLE YOUR FELLOW RECORD COLLECTORS TO GET?
Because in just a few weeks, on April 19, record stores will be all that matters. Human life/dignity? Mehhhhh. Exclusive, fancy, special-edition reissues and releases from the likes of Christian Death (The Edward Colver Edition 7-inch), Sam Cooke (Ain’t That Good News LP), and William Onyeabor (What?! LP)? Now that stuff is priceless. A full list of Record Store Day special releases is available here.
• Record Store Day: http://www.recordstoreday.com