This article specifically targets Tiny Mix Tapes’ audience of international businessmen, quiet dads, and awkward footwear retailers. I think you’ll all be interested in Dominick Fernow’s latest project as Exploring Jezebel, On a Business Trip to London. It’s gonna drop hard and hot on March 16 through London label Blackest Ever Black, so businessman, postpone your business trip; sweet, silent dad, buy a pair of lace briefs and call in sick; footwear man, don’t change a thing. You will delight in this balmy brand of BDSM bangers.
Even if you don’t know Exploring Jezebel’s She Extracts the Last Drop of Torture Out of the Penance and Will Add an Hour or Two If I Make Even the Least Awkward Movement on Account of the Acute Discomfort I’m in from the Hair Shirt and Says That She Is Being Kind to Me Because I’m Being Discouraged from the Immorality and Self Abuse of Masterbation and She’s the One Really Paying Penance Because She Daren’t Take Her Eyes Off Me in Case I Somehow Avoid the Full Punishment, you may know Fernow’s work as Vatican Shadow, or Prurient. However, Exploring Jezebel is no new project. Fernow has been working under the name since 2008’s Locking Up the Husband’s Penis Is Not Slavery, But Rather the Greatest Act of Kindness Given to a Man. On a Business Trip to London will be only his second release under the alias outside his own label, Hospital Productions.
Enjoy a little sampling of the LP and then read that tracklist, alright?
On a Business Trip to London tracklist:
01. Luckily I was allowed to get dressed when I left the house.
02. I am made to greet each guest with a limp-wristed handshake
03. Only Carla
04. She is pretty strange, the way she dresses, that punky hair. God knows what she gets up to.
05. Jack the Dammed
06. Since I am on a strict 500 calorie a day diet with extensive exercise and no alcohol, I have the shape of a petite little woman, and my wife has paid for breast implants and facial surgery to make me more acceptable.
07. Duck shall not have the audacity to request release himself. Duck shall not gripe or complain about the duration of his confinement, the length of which will be solely determined by mistress.
08. He might be able to earn a meal of slop if he does dangerous work (for instance: crash test dummy). THUNDERSKINS
09. To compensate, while the average lifespan of a male will be about 70 years, medical advancements will make the average lifespan of a woman to be about 750 years.
10. When Thanksgiving approaches, I’m usually in my third week without release.
11. My breasts were pierced, so red ball ornaments were placed through each nipple. Additionally, each ear was pierced, so a red ball ornament was placed in each earring hole. My nipples were protruding through a hole for each in the silk red top of the ensemble. It had red and green fur around it, and I was tied from head to toe with beautiful tinsel garland. Bows were placed all over my body, and a giant bow was placed in my femininely prepared hair. Of course, I had bright Christmas-type make-up on and the bright red ball gag ornament in my mouth. And don’t forget the jingle bells, which were sewed all over my outfit. This was a sort of security system to keep me still and in position. Don’t forget the lights either, which were very, very hot against my skin – she used outdoor lights, which were sheer torture.
12. Thunderskins London Dungeon x 5
13. The grad student turned her eyes toward the closet where she had made him hide. THUNDERSKINS
14. Drugs. Alan, I don’t believe it but somebody saw her shooting up in the restroom.
15. Only Tease
16. Tennis has always been my life since I was a small boy in Mexico City. My father was the head gardener at an estate owned by a very important man and he used to take me with him so I could hit the balls on the court.
17. Wild Spectrum
18. Credits
• Dominick Fernow: http://hospitalproductions.net
• Blackest Ever Black: http://blackesteverblack.com