You’ll have to excuse the pandemonium, all lines are jammed. The doctor is not in. Take a brochure instead. It highlights the key points, the anxiety of textile. Stash it in your glovebox and go.
Park your ass right on the tracks and wait. See what happens. Will the brochure make it home? If you answered “yes,” take an extra one to force on a friend, provided you have any. Will you make it home? That’s not as easy to answer, is it?
When the brand new bullet train to nowhere crashed right smack into your vehicle’s broadside, you didn’t even flinch. It’s hard to say the spectators were “proud,” but they did seem impressed. Maybe I mean “shocked.” Torture has many twists. Long gone are the days of “You are getting sleepy…” Sometimes it’s worth going back to the form though.