What is happening here? Who exactly is DJ Khaled (aside from the human embodiment of the BP oil spill? Is he the dude everyone just chills with then they goto Miami? Was he the prisoner Rick Ross ripped off Port of Miami from — resulting in a 15 minute Trill interlude? How did he get all these primo vocalists on Major Key to completely bomb nearly ALL their features? Why is it too real when Nas is probably the greatest voice on Major Key, but the entire “Nas Album Done ft. Nas” track is literally about his new album? Is it real the entire album is an advertisement for a variety of nonsense REAL people (like you and me and Ken) don’t need to spend their money on? None of this is necessary to question, just scope the entirety of “Nas Album Done ft. Nas” only to witness the bugged life of DJ Khaled’s wildest dreams. These are dreams!