A black screen. Obsidian so the audience can see itself. Fuck you, of course I can acknowledge the audience in my script, I’m Shane Black, bitch.
A moment of silence, then…
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
MUSHROOM CLOUDS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Then something like this starts playing…
INT. MUSHROOM CLOUD
Melted faces and Wilhelm screams galore. Then a GUY WITH A MELTED FACE screams…
Somebody in music see if we can get KRS One for a remix on the soundtrack. Casting says he can play Melted Face Guy if that’s what it takes. Donner’s on board.