Fuck. Gucci Mane has me existential-crisis-ing ALL OVER MY CHEERIOS right now.
Like: do I even need to be here?
Not unlike the good people at HotNewHipHop, I clocked into work today and got all geared-up to express to you — via the “compelling-because-of-its-imperfections” artistry, the reassuringly black and white solidity, and the soothing, mellifluous flow of the goddamned Hallowed Written Word — all of that juicy SHIT mentioned in the headline!
But hey. SCREW IT, right??
G-Mane already TOOK CARE OF IT HIMSELF with the click of TWO casual little PICTURES on his Instagram!!!
So…FINE. You wanna know the “official” release date? (hint: it’s like, umm, oh ya know: 48 hours from now) — oh, and the tracklist?? — OH YEAH, AND THE COVER ART??? — for the rapper’s forthcoming, 11 zillionth new album Drop Top Wop?
HERE YA GO.
I’m getting a beer.
BYE.