Call the local party store and rent out all the lights. Bought out all the parking spaces in the local lot. No vacancy! Flier-invite only. Collection at the door. Plus-however many. Keep it rolling in. BYOE[verything]. Intercom speakers blaring SANDY B throughout the lot and out the roof soundsystem. AMAJOVI JOVI pumping like no fist ever clutched before. The landscape of Invisible City Editions glistening against the sunset. Ride low: