The A-side is one big joke by a band dubbing themselves Satanic Rockers and drenching itself in thick metal sludge, as if to prove their worthiness in the eyes of beer-binging outcasts holed up in abandoned industrial complexes. It’s The Warriors redone by the masterful eye of Tommy Wiseau. The B-side is where it’s at: the shtick running its course in the span of one track, the band’s real roots showing. It’s punk and garage; laissez faire noise on the low end. If you’re to be a beacon for the dark lord, this will yield Beelzebub unlike the A-side’s childish incantation to Voldemort.
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