Sitting in the park listening to music that isn’t typically or has never been listened to in a park is a complete question mark. These gentlemen have been speaking in a foreign language next to me for fifteen minutes, and I’m not sure if it’s Elevation X Toiret Status’ newest Flamebate release T.D.I.M, or just very loud Turkish. It’s sort of all blending together in a reality of bananas. This dude has fried bananas, and is arguing — wait, maybe these dudes are Ecuadorian because one is wearing a shirt with Ecuador’s flags on it. And for the Mandarin in me, I can’t understand a lick of their jib. Not one lick of it, brother. Okay, wait, that dude is wearing a denim shirt with cocks fighting on the back of it. What is that, Thailand, or Fiji? Are there people even living on Fiji, or is it just like Brooklyn transplants who are tourists of the island, and Easter is never in season, so shit is constantly awkward next door. Pele:
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