[i hate it when i write something in TMT editorial, save it, the homepage pops up and says SOMETHING WENT WRONG, i click back and it’s the TMT editorial queue telling you “C MONSTER IS STILL IN THE POST, CLICK HERE TO ENTER IT,” i click to enter, and nothing is saved.]
Originally I wrote about how think pieces are technically NOT helping the readers think, and are really just millennial’splained, elongated social media status that originally everyone trolled them about because nobody really cares, but tell anyone who was born after 1984 to keep their opinion to themselves. Pedicure Records continues to thwart any sort of disfiguration or faux academics of their works because the absurdity is already set at such a high bar it’d be too hard to break down. Reason #013 that Pedicure Records is revolutionary to how humans think about music: the android/algorithm named LORD Ø took Portal to such a next level that Nokia will be begging Aperture Science to head their next branding campaign with Cute Interfaces Ringtones. Download. Set As. Ringtone. Call me:
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