Here we are at Micro Center. Have a beer. Let’s hang in the virtual plaza. Oh, wait: this computer we can walk into; see all the lights? Touch the tech. Feel the energy serge through. You can speak Pashayi, try it. We downloaded the mastery of sculpting inside your internal core too. Put together this Raspberry Pi. See how easy that was? Are you hungry? Now you eat electricity. Plug yourself into this outlet or any outlet. USB, even! Now we can cover you in wires, all sorts of wires. Wear these wires like a suit. Like bandages. No, we absolutely notified the public. Everyone knows of your cyborg now. Micro Center wrote up a press release and sent it via Facebook and Google to the world. We’ve also established a tour too. You have to go out tour as a cyborg. It’s chill, it’s totally chill, you’ll have amenities and nourishment and house, and it’ll all be at Micro Centers everywhere. You don’t even have to travel! Walk through this tube. Here’s the tube. Walk through. Now you’re in Tokyo Micro Center. Now you’re in Daytona Beach. Now you’ve downloaded Google Maps into your system. Now you control Google Maps. Now you are Google Maps. You know the way. Tell them. Tell them of LORETTA ABERDEEN. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THE CYBORG SPEAK:
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