What the hell would Tiny Mix Tapes do if Mr. P died while turning off his cellphone and computer simultaneously? Like, would Jay take over? How does this work? Will the Illuminati track me if I question in a publication about who takes over if our commander and chief Donald Trump dies during his presidential years? And I don’t even want to THINK about the tranches, why? How did I get these hips? These childbearing, sweet post-impregnated hips. Will I ever reach birth? How do I cycle? How unhappybirthday would it be if my kid knew I shit her/him out? Just give a big old grin and pretend I’m not crying hysterically so people think I’m crazy to leave me alone. This is a technique I saw once late at night on Night People Records. Some channel I only get if I antenna my rays JUST right. Picks up the label’s Germany pirate broadcast from Minneapolis. I dunno, maybe it’s Canadian. Try childbirth sometime?
Anyhow, unhappybirthday DID drop a new tape out on Night People Records, and straight from the German trio comes a new video for “Blue Tornado,” gusting a whirlwind of emotion your way, so the only thing better than going with the whip-flow is feeling its emotion. Click play below, and scope unhappybirthday on tour TOMORROW:
16.02.2016 DE Hamburg, Hafenklang
17.02.2016 DE Berlin, Acud Macht Neu
18.02.2016 PL Warsaw, Chmury
19.02.2016 CZ Prague, Klubovna
20.02.2016 DE Trier, villaWuller
21.02.2016 F Strasbourg, house show
23.02.2016 F Lyon, Le Sonic
24.02.2016 F Paris, L’International
25.02.2016 F Lille, Le Rouge
26.02.2016 NL Nijmegen, Extrapool
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