imagine DJ Khaled thinking of e-mailing his family about the new music he’s produced: “No Brainer.” 
a Disney-Pixar animation of DJ Khaled — as a penguin — in a post-apocalyptic polluted Earth
and the polar caps now are now like Miami now: beaches, 
floral that’s mingled with Dark Matter storms the past century
communication as a language everyone “just gets.” 
OMG, but then Asahd Tuck Khaled come in the mix as a Mortal-Kombat sprite criptwalking
—an bloodwalking
lookin’ like the turtle from Finding Nemo
how much of the world do DJ Khaled own?
his name is in #SpellCheck btw
—also, GROSS, birds are filthy, btw
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why don’t you go to your momma’s house and make all that racket! why don’t you go to your momma’s house and make all that racket! why don’t you go to your momma’s house and make all that racket! why don’t you go to your momma’s house and make all that racket!
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