Side A: Huzzah, I got my period. I’m not sterile! Side B: Fucking cramps, I wish I was dead.
Requested by fucking goddess of fertility and pain · Compiled by Compiled: okghost
You’re the smartest person I know. Sometimes I wish you’d put down your book, comb your fingers thro
Requested by as it was supposed to happen · Compiled by jrdtheshiek
I know you told me not to, but I drank the rest of the milk.
Requested by 2% Devious · Compiled by Windshout
Ha ha ha, and I almost thought you were different. Joke’s on me.
Requested by Fronter Magnet · Compiled by daveob
Songs With Literary References to Play in the Independent Book Store Where I Work
Requested by Book Nerd · Compiled by mrsalliemixtape
For the the drive-through car wash when you spend the extra $3 to get the trippy rainbow soap
Requested by a clean car is incidental · Compiled by david
I’ve never driven in snow before, and now its snowing.
Requested by (wetzel county) · Compiled by (slowtoy)
Son of You Say Potato, I Say Get The Fuck On The Dancefloor
Requested by Ptricktricktrick · Compiled by BONA FIDE
My Christian boyfriend won’t fuck me
Requested by fuck morals · Compiled by david
Songs to listen to while dining with your Vicodin-addicted grandmother
Requested by Please Help · Compiled by david
Bands That Are Trying To Make Pet Sounds, Again
Requested by binlahizzie · Compiled by DJ Saul BASS aka moustacheswild
I Don’t Want To Live Here Anymore
Requested by blake stevens · Compiled by daveob
If I could find a dive bar with indie karaoke, these songs would be in the first few pages of new ad
Requested by Sing Me Spanish Techno · Compiled by saradactyl
Why the fuck can’t I sleep? Please, please, make me a tape that will relax me and not distract me in
Requested by the queen of the insomniacs · Compiled by easytiger
You Say Potato, I Say Get The Fuck On The Dancefloor
Requested by Ptricktricktrick · Compiled by thebeardedviking
Are We Boyfriend & Girlfriend or Not?
Requested by Little Ms. Clumsy · Compiled by k9to5
Moving into your first apartment
Requested by c · Compiled by k9to5
Fuck you, I don’t need a hall pass
Requested by colin · Compiled by Windshout
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