Hypnotist Lobby Muzak
Requested by insomnio · Compiled by THE GREAT IMP0STER
I can’t take this anymore. You know how to reach me if you care.
Requested by cecilia · Compiled by yourefrozen
I’m tired, and I hate my best friend, and I don’t like my boyfriend in that way, and I’m sexually frustrated
Requested by Angsty Teen · Compiled by 20 and still feelin the angst
I thought that I’d get with him by now, but it hasnt happened, and I’m leaving for college really soon, so it probably won’t happen – also I’m sexually frustrated
Requested by Lonely and Sad · Compiled by Sad and Lonely
I’m attracted to my roommate, but too afraid to ruin the relationship.
Requested by Zie · Compiled by Douglas Teike
Fell in love with my summer fling, and he’s going back to Canada in 10 days; ugh.
Requested by Heather in Denver · Compiled by Derrick Rossignol (@drossignol10)
I’m in love with the most confusing guy
Requested by Type · Compiled by HeyHoras
Driving at midnight, feeling free and empowered and infinite
Requested by Sydney Carty · Compiled by Speed Racer
The Ritual of Midnight Gathering
Requested by Your buddy, Jim · Compiled by Plastic Flowers
Give me back my wig
Requested by noel · Compiled by Drunk Gays
You already have it
Requested by Meg · Compiled by Barnowl
I’m about to be done with college, and I just need to know that I can make it in this world
Requested by grad · Compiled by nowhereman
Lo-fi tunes to platonically chill with your ex-high-school-crush on summer afternoons
Requested by mathemafriction · Compiled by A guy from the other class
Summer School Stress
Requested by So close to the end · Compiled by ??
Sun-soaked, golden jams for summer nostalgia
Requested by frederick fox · Compiled by slamma jamma
Upbeat summer music to belt out while driving around with your friends
Requested by KELLY · Compiled by manwithguitar
Songs that sound like you are being cradled
Requested by flo · Compiled by willb
It’s not safe to be human
Requested by waiting for a mass extinction · Compiled by ANDROID OVERLORD