01. The Beatles - “Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey” (White Album)
02. Don Caballero - “In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull” (What Burns Never Returns)
03. Walter Smith - “The Cat’s Got the Measles, the Dog’s Got the Whooping Cough” (Good for What Ails You: Music of the Medicine Shows, 1926-1937)
04. Tortoise - “In Sarah, Mencken, Christ And Beethoven There Were Women And Men” (TNT)
05. Sufjan Stevens - “The Tallest Man, the Broadest Shoulders, Pt. I: The Great Frontier / Pt. II: Come to Me Only With Playthings Now” (Illinoise)
06. Miles Davis - “On the Corner / New York Girl / Thinkin’ of One Thing and Doin’ Another / Vote for Miles” (On the Corner)
07. Lester Bangs and the Delinquents - “Life Is Not Worth Living And Suicide Is A Waste Of Time” (Jook Savages on the Brazos)
08. Tiny Tim - “Ever Since You Told Me That You Love Me (I’m A Nut)” (God Bless Tiny Tim)
09. Rumah Sakit - “Stomacheache Due To Sincere Belief That The Rest Of My Band Is Trying To Kill Me” (Rumah Sakit)
10. Faces - “You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Short Comings)” (The Best of Faces: Good Boys When They’re Asleep)
11. Elizabeth Cotten - “Here Old Rattler Here / Sent for My Fiddle Sent for My Bow (Sent for My Fiddle Sent for My Son) / Georgia Buck” (Freight Train and Other North Carolina Folk Songs and Tunes)
12. Them, Roaringtwenties - “One Always Looks Neat in a Hat Made of Meat” (Future Sandwich)
13. Greenness - “In Fond Remembrance Of Doug Keith…Wait He’s Still Alive, I Gotta Call Him” (Howard Hello / Greenness)
14. The Fugs - “In The Middle Of Their First Recording Session the Fugs Sign the Worst Contract since Leadbelly’s” (First Album)
15. The Sea and Cake - “A Man Who Never Sees A Pretty Girl That He Doesn’t Love Her A Little” (Nassau)
16. Hey!Tonal - “The Best Way to Say Goodbye is with a Slient Ride off into the Sunset…or on a Boat or Something” (Hey!Tonal)
17. Funkadelic - “Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The DooDoo Chasers)” (One Nation Under a Groove)
18. Grateful Dead - “Terrapin Station Part 1: I. Lady With a Fan, II. Terrapin Station, III. Terrapin, IV. Terrapin Transit, V. At a Siding, VI. Terrapin Flyer, VII. Refrain” (Terrapin Station)
Songs with Long Titles
