Extreme Animals have given us the opportunity to correct some societal wrongs. With the election so close, we, as a nation, can't pass up the chance to let these Michigan up-fucks re-record the soundtracks to our favorite '90s summer blockbusters. But, I ask, will delightfully irreverent spazz-techno be the only new component added to these films? Hmmmmmmmmm, good question. Let us pull back the veil and take a closer look...
Jurassic Park (1993)
Mosquitoes don't come in amber! They come in sugary corn cereal! Oh wait! That's not sugar! That's cocaine! Oh, dude, it's all over Dr. Grant! Dr. Grant, start dancing to get the cocaine off! Oh no! Don't dance near the raptors! Since when did they get strobe lights?! Wait... why did they replace Jeff Goldblum with a troll?
Men in Black (1997)
The aliens have totally changed America! Now, whenever anyone stops smiling or running, they get a seizure! Everyone's smiling and running or seizuring! Will Smith's suit fell apart in the acid rain and now he's just wearing layers of mashed potatoes! Instead of futuristic guns, everyone is fighting with futuristic unicycles! They're proving to be even more deadly! Wait... why did they replace Tommy Lee Jones with a troll?
Twister (1996)
This destruction wouldn't be so bad if the tornado would stop laughing! It just keeps destroying all the ice cream parlors! Ice cream and cold metal is flying everywhere! It's landing in lewd configurations! Wait... why did they replace the flying cow with a troll?
1. Knocking on Troll's Door
2. You Got Trolled
3. Troll Workshop
4. Cruising for Trolls
5. VH1: Troll Behind the Gluestick
6. Troll Wedding
7. Troll Workout
8. Forever Troll
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