I hate intellectualizing music. It gets boring. Sure, just saying "that shit is SO tight" is pretty fucking lame too, but who wants to hear about how the length of silence juxtaposed with segments of a dissonant melody truly brought out the ambivalently subconscious qualities in a piece? Save that shit for classical music. (Also, I am naïve.) How does this tie-in to anything? Because once you hear the sounds emerging from the trio that is The New Flesh, you won't give a shit about their musical talent and the complex song structures and whatnot. You'll more likely be crying blood all over the floor and make people hate you. You fuck! Stop crying blood. Then someone will probably come up to you and pull a gun that's melted to their hand out of the vagina that's grown into their stomach because they watched some fucked up snuff TV show. You know what I'm talking about.

Fuck your friends over: Instead of giving them those shrooms you bought so you could all "trip balls" and have a "good time," go to a show and find out how painful melody can actually be. Also, try vomiting on the band members and see what happens. It's what they want.

P.S. Any date without a venue may or may not happen. Godspeed.

ALL HAIL THE NEW FLESH!:

11.03.06 – Washington DC – 611 Florida Ave. NW
11.04.06 – Charleston, NC – Andrew's House
11.05.06 – Birmingham, AL – Cave 9
11.06.06 – Baton Rouge, LA – A House
11.07.06 – Houston, TX – Supper Happy Fun Land
11.08.06 – Denton, TX – House of Tinnitus
11.09.06 – Driving Day - TBA
11.10.06 – Pasadena, CA – The Playhouse 7
11.11.06 – Los Angeles, CA – Neon Hates You Festival at The Smell
11.12.06 – Los Angeles, CA – Il Corral
11.13.06 – Val Verde, CA – Ren's House (30549 San Martinez Rd.)
11.15.06 – Davis, CA – UC Davis Campus
11.16.06 – Santa Cruz, CA - TBA
11.17.06 – Oakland, CA – The Bakery
11.18.06 – San Francisco, CA – Thee Parkside
11.19.06 – Eugene, OR - TBA
11.20.06 – Portland, OR – The Foodhole
11.21.06 – Seattle, WA – Camp Nowhere House
11.22.06 – Boise, ID - TBA
11.23.06 – Denver, CO - TBA
11.24.06 – Kansas City, KC – El Torreon
11.25.06 – St. Louis, MO – Jeremy's House
11.26.06 – Lexington, KY – A House
11.27.06 – Murfreesboro, TN – Alex's House
11.28.06 – Cincinnati, OH – Sudsy Malone's
11.29.06 – Columbus, OH – Skylab Gallery
12.01.06 – Cleveland, OH - TBA
12.02.06 – Lansing, MI - TBA
12.04.06 – Madison, WI – The Corral Room
12.05.06 – Milwaukee, WI or Minneapolis, MN
12.06.06 – Chicago, IL – 1133 Fulton Avenue
12.07.06 – Fort Wayne, IN - TBA
12.08.06 – Pittsburgh, PA - TBA
12.09.06 – Philadelphia, PA - TBA
12.10.06 – Baltimore, MD – Talking Head Club MT6 Records Festival