Oh, hey, look everybody! Here comes this year’s version of the annual “Jay Z Can’t Quite Fill a Football Stadium by Himself Anymore” Summer Stadium Tour! Har har har…
Only… wait. This time it’s called the “On the Run” tour? And, instead of old Whatshisname Timberdude, Jay is splitting this summer’s bills with his presumably-delightful-to-be-around-all-the-time and aggressively-talented life partner Beyoncé (who released her fifth, excellent self-titled album earlier this year)? Well then; in that case: OMG WHERE DO I BUY TICKETS FOR THIS SHIT I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH I GOTTA BE THERE.
“On the Run” tour dates:
06.25.14 - Miami, FL - Sun Life Stadium
06.28.14 - Cincinatti, OH - Great American Ball Park
07.01.14 - Foxborough, MA - Gillette Stadium
07.05.14 - Philadelphia, PA - Citizens Bank Park
07.07.14 - Baltimore, MD - M and T Bank Stadium
07.09.14 - Toronto, ON - Rogers Centre
07.11.14 - East Rutherford, NJ - Metlife Stadium
07.15.14 - Atlanta, GA - Georgia Dome
07.18.14 - Houston, TX - Minute Maid Park
07.20.14 - New Orleans, LA - Mercades-Benz Superdome
07.22.14 - Arlington, TX - AT&T Stadium
07.24.14 - Chicago, IL - Soldier Field
07.27.14 - Winnipeg, MB - Investers Group Field
07.30.14 - Seattle, WA - Safeco Field
08.02.14 - Pasadena, CA - Rose Bowl
08.05.14 - San Francisco, CA - AT&T Park
• Beyoncé: http://www.beyonce.com
• Jay Z: http://www.jayzonline.com
