Thing #1: “Hey, Thing #2! You hear that Brian Eno is working on the new Coldplay album?”
Thing #2: “No, he’s not. You, Mr. #1, are clearly crazy.”
#1: “No, it’s true! He is totally working on a new Coldplay album!”
#2: “No, he’s not!”
#1: “Yes, he is!”
#2: “NO. HE’S. NOT.”
#1: “YES. HE. IS.”
Brian Eno: “Hi, Thing #1. Hi, Thing #2. It is I, Brian Eno, recording industry superstar. #1 over here is right, I am working on the new Coldplay album, which they are going to start recording very soon.”
#2: “Oh. Okay.”
E. Nagurney: “All apologies to Dr. Seuss, Dr. Seuss’s family, The Cat in the Hat, and everyone who has ever read a Dr. Seuss book.”
• Coldplay: http://www.coldplay.com
• Brian Eno: http://www.enoshop.co.uk
