I have been so penis/vagina-centric that it honestly never occurred to me that Broken Social Scene could be a great pleasure on its own. I always assumed it was a poor substitute for the ‘real’ thing.
That’s ignorance and arrogance all rolled into one.
I’m so over that now. In fact, Broken Social Scene are my new frontier. I’m gradually educating myself and preparing to explore all that BSS have to offer. But this isn’t to say there won’t be any questions. For one, how exactly will I fit Broken Social Scene into my vagina? Perhaps this means there’s lube testing to be done — understanding which lubes work best with what, and which ones are dildo destroyers, etc. It can get confusing, that’s for sure.
Anyway, this girl has a lot of homework to do. Maybe some field work is in order.
05.13.10 - London, England - Brixton Academy
05.14.10 - Minehead, England - All Tomorrow’s Parties
05.15.10 - Brighton, England - The Great Escape
05.17.10 - London, England - Heaven
05.18.10 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Melkweg
05.19.10 - Cologne, Germany - Burgerhaus Stollwerck
05.21.10 - Paris, France - La Maroquinerie
05.23.10 - Linz, Austria - LinzFest
05.24.10 - Berlin, Germany - Kesselhaus
05.27.10 - Barcelona, Spain - Primavera Festival
05.29.10 - George, WA - Sasquatch
06.19.10 - Toronto, Ontario - Toronto Island *#
06.22.10 - Vienna, Austria - Flex Club
06.23.10 - Zagreb, Croatia - T-Mobile INMusic Festival
06.24.10 - Munich, Germany - Backstage Werk
06.26.10 - Birmingham, England - O2 Academy
06.27.10 - Pilton, England - Glastonbury Festival
06.28.10 - Manchester, England - Academy
06.29.10 - Nottingham, England - Rescue Rooms
06.30.10 - London, England - HMV Forum
07.05.10 - Frankfurt, Germany - Mousonturm
07.06.10 - Hamburg, Germany - Uebel & Gefahrlich
07.08.10 - Liege, Belgium - Les Ardentes Festival
07.09.10 - Sheffield, England - Corporation
07.10.10 - Kinross, Scotland - T in the Park
07.11.10 - Punchestown, Ireland - Oxegen Festival
07.16.10 - Chicago, IL - Pitchfork Festival
08.28.10 - St. Louis, MO - Lou Fest
09.08.10 - Pittsburgh, PA - Byham Theater
09.09.10 - Asheville, NC - Orange Peel
09.10.10 - Raleigh, NC - Hopscotch Festival
09.11.10 - Richmond, VA - The National
09.13.10 - Washington, DC - The Warner Theatre
09.14.10 - Philadelphia, PA - TLA
09.17.10 - Boston, MA - House Of Blues
09.18.10 - New York, NY - Central Park, Rumsey Playfield
09.20.10 - New Haven, CT - Toad’s Place
09.21.10 - Northhampton, MA - Calvin Theater
09.22.10 - Burlington, VT - Higher Ground
09.24.10 - Ithaca, NY - State Theater
09.25.10 - Buffalo, NY - Town Hall
10.01.10 - Ann Arbor, MI - Michigan Theater
10.03.10 - Milwaukee, WI - Pabst Theater
10.04.10 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
10.06.10 - Winnipeg, MB - Burton Cummings Theatre
10.07.10 - Saskatoon, SK - Odeon
10.08.10 - Calgary, AB - MacEwan Hall
10.09.10 - Edmonton, AB - Winspear Centre
10.10.10 - Kelowna, BC - Community Theatre
10.12.10 - Victoria, BC - Element
10.13.10 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore
10.15.10 - Seattle, WA - Paramount
10.16.10 - Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom
10.19.10 - Los Angeles, CA - The WIltern
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