Colleen Green is going on tour with Upset. Neither artists are upset about it. To say that would be to misrepresent the feelings of other humans while simultaneously making a lazy joke. It would be akin to saying “both Colleen Green and Upset are going on tour and they are pretty green a.k.a. they are amateurs.” That would also be a lazy joke to make. It would also misrepresent the situation because neither Green nor Upset are amateurs. Indeed, both have been to several rodeos in their time. By several I mean to say “more than two but less than ten.”
Did I mention that Colleen Green just released a new album called I Want to Grow Up? I know that I didn’t; I was just transitioning. I Want to Grow Up features Green singing fuzzy pop songs in a very competent manner — a manner that not even the biggest jerk would describe as being indicative of an insufficient exposure to rodeos — about how upset she is. She also occasionally sings about how much she likes television, such as on the track “TV,” the video for which I have embedded below. This has been a news post about tour dates. Have a great day.
Dates:
03.30.15 - Scottsdale, AZ - Pub Rock *
03.31.15 - El Paso, TX - The Loversprout *
04.01.15 - Austin, TX - Hotel Vegas *
04.02.15 - Ft. Worth, TX - The Grotto *
04.03.15 - Houston, TX - The Shop *
04.04.15 - New Orleans, LA - Circle Bar *
04.05.15 - Birmingham, AL - TBA
04.06.15 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn *
04.07.15 - Durham, NC - The Pinhook *
04.08.15 - Baltimore, MD - Metro Gallery * ^
04.09.15 - Philadelphia, PA - TBA
04.10.15 - Brooklyn, NY - Shae Stadium *
04.11.15 - Pittsburgh, PA - TBA
04.12.15 - Cincinnati, OH - Woodward Theater *
04.13.15 - Chicago, IL - Beat Kitchen *
04.14.15 - Milwaukee, WI - Cocoon Room *
04.15.15 - Minneapolis, MN - Hexagon *
04.16.15 - Fargo, ND - The Hawk’s Nest *
04.18.15 - Missoula, MT - The Real Lounge *
04.19.15 - Moscow, ID - The Pizza Pit *
04.20.15 - Seattle, WA - The Black Lodge *
04.21.15 - Portland, OR - Bunk Bar *
04.22.15 - Arcata, CA - The Farmhouse *
04.23.15 - San Francisco, CA - Rickshaw Stop *
* Upset
^ DJ Dad Weed
% Mama
• Colleen Green: https://www.facebook.com/colleengreen420
• Upset: https://www.facebook.com/weareUPSET
• Hardly Art: http://hardlyart.com
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