I wonder how many times we've reported a release date for Christmas on Mars, The Flaming Lips' highly anticipated full-length movie. It's been delayed so many times it should've had at least a couple sequels already. In fact, it's been six years. Can you believe that!?!?
I sure can. You know what they're doing right? They're dangling a piece of meat/carrot in front of your ugly face, stringing you along as they laugh themselves silly to the fucking bank. FUCK THAT NOISE. From here on out, I'm boycotting The Flaming Lips. I don't care how Wayne Coyne told Billboard that the movie has better special effects or how it's being transferred into a High Definition format or how they expect to premiere the film at 2008's South By Southwest. It's all lies, lies, lies!!
These psycho rockers need to be taught a lesson. You can't just fucking, fucking, you know, fucking make some sweet-ass movie and not release it, you know? You just can't. So if we're boycotting, this means you can't do the following: (1) listen or think about The Flaming Lips starting immediately after reading this news story; (2) watch the new Farrelly Brothers movie The Heartbreak Kid because they contributed music to it; (3) watch the as-yet unannounced Disney movie for which they wrote the theme song.
Hopefully they can get their shit together by the time they release the follow-up to At War with the Mystics, but if they can't, no skin off my back. Check what idiot Wayne said recently: "I have ideas I think could spur a great new Flaming Lips concept and a new sound and things like that. But I feel like we have to finish Christmas on Mars before we jump into anything else. Hopefully we'll be able to do that next year, though."
Whatever Wayne. STOP LYING TO YOUR FANS. JUST STOP IT.
