Dude, I had this awesome lucid dream dream last night where I had written this incredible news piece about UK amaze-balls, shock-rockin’, shot-callers Franz “Fucking” Ferdinand and their forthcoming album Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action. It told readers everything they could possibly want to know about the new record and all of its sensationally hyperbolic circumstances and all that shit in a succinct, easy to reference, and above-all affable style. It was like all that stuff they put in the freakin’ Voyager space probe. Only even more solid gold! ;) Get it?
Oh yeah, but so then (and this really is the best part), when the band subsequently announced a sizable tour of North America for this coming October coinciding with the release of the album, ALL I HAD TO DO WAS HYPERLINK BACK TO MY OLD STORY and post a few measly tour dates! And Bam! Just like that, I was done for the day and free to go back to talking about our favorite snack foods on the TMT forum (everyone seems to love and dearly miss Dunkaroos, by the way).
Franz Ferdinand tour dates:
10.04.13 - Houston, TX - House of Blues
10.05.13 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues
10.04-06.13 - Austin, TX - Austin City Limits
10.08.13 - Lawrence, KS - The Granada
10.09.13 - Minneapolis, MN - Skyway Theater
10.10.13 - Chicago, IL - Vic Theatre
10.11-13.13 - Austin, TX - Austin City Limits
10.15.13 - Nashville, TN - Cannery Ballroom
10.16.13 - Columbus, OH - The LC Pavilion
10.17.13 - North Bethesda, MD - Music Center at Strathmore
10.19.13 - Upper Darby, PA - Tower Theatre
10.20.13 - Boston, MA - Orpheum Theatre
10.22.13 - New York, NY - Hammerstein Ballroom
10.23.13 - Montreal, QC - Metropolis
10.24.13 - Toronto, ON - Kool Haus
• Franz Ferdinand: http://www.franzferdinand.com
• Domino: http://www.dominorecordco.us
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