Problem: you got laid off. Solution: get on a boat. Problem: the dude you like stopped returning your phone calls. Solution: get on a boat. Problem: rent’s due and you still haven’t finished paying rent from the beginning of last month. Solution: get on a mothafuckin’ boat!!!!! See? We make so many things into such big deals, when really the solution is so simple — just get on a boat. (Okay, maybe the solution to some of these is “get a better job” and not “spend more money,” but hey, I’m not your mom.) Just imagine the sky-blue waters, the clouds reflected in the gently rising waves, the salty sea breeze as it caresses your skin. Ahhhhhh.
Now imagine that boat with freakin’ Major Lazer on it! And Diplo! Flosstradamus! Riff Raff! And so much more! That’s the magic of the Mad Decent Boat Party, setting sail for the Bahamas from November 12-16. This is Mad Decent’s first-ever cruise event, and they’ve partnered with Atlanta’s Sixthman, the org behind the Weezer and… Kid Rock boat parties. THERE WAS A KID ROCK BOAT PARTY, Y’ALL. Who knew? The Norwegian Cruise Line ship voyage starts in Miami, with stops in Nassau and a private company-owned island, where together with Diplo, you’ll hunt The Most Dangerous Game. (But what’s really important is that this boat has 13 bars. THIRTEEN BARS! Plus a casino and a bunch of pools.) Just think! You can swim in the same heavily chlorinated waters where Kid Rock fans conceived children!
The dream becomes reality when the general public gets dibs on this thing February 27. You can watch the weird trailer below and check out the full line-up on the event website.
• Mad Decent: http://www.maddecent.com
• Mad Decent Boat Party: http://www.maddecentboatparty.com
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