Ancient Shaolin riddle. What’s the only thing worse than dying by the sword of a killah? Dying by the sword of two killahs. Such a predicament could only occur on a particularly dark night, but that very night will soon engulf America. As reported by FACT, Ghostface Killah will be touring the United States this spring and he’s bringing along long-time Wu affiliate Killah Priest. With two Killahs on one tour, there is only one possible outcome: EVERYBODY DIES. Or Ghostface and Killah Priest play a bunch of shows and nobody dies. There are at least two possible outcomes.
While on the subject of dying, Ghostface has a new record coming out soon, following last month’s release of Killah Priest’s new album. It’s called Twelve Reasons to Die and it’ll be out April 16 through Soul Temple Music. Perhaps one of these twelve reasons to die will resonate with you, giving you peace and acceptance before GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND KILLAH PRIEST END YOUR LIFE. Just kidding. They’re not killing anybody, they’re still just playing shows. But death’s a crazy thing to think about, right?
Ghostface Kilah and Killah Priest dates:
03.28.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Mayan Theatre
03.31.13 - San Luis Obispo, CA - SLO Brewery
04.03.13 - Fresno, CA - Fulton 55
04.04.13 - San Francisco, CA - 1015 Folsom
04.05.13 - Orangevale, CA - 1015 Folsom
04.06.13 - Redway, CA - Mateel Community Center
04.09.13 - Eugene, OR - WOW Hall
04.10.13 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
04.11.13 - Seattle, WA - Neumos
04.12.13 - Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory
04.13.13 - Boise, ID - Knitting Factory
04.16.13 - Park City, UT - Park City Live
04.19.13 - Denver, CO - Summit Music Hall
04.20.13 - Aspen, CO - Belly Up
04.25.13 - Lawrence, KS - Granada Theater
04.26.13 - Chicago, IL - The Abbey Pub
04.27.13 - St. Louis, MO - Cherokee Performing Arts Center
04.28.13 - Cleveland Heights, OH - Grog Shop
04.30.13 - Detroit, MI - St. Andrews
05.01.13 - Grand Rapids, MI - The Pyramid Scheme
05.02.13 - Bloomington, IN - The Bluebird
05.03.13 - Columbus, OH - A&R Room
05.04.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Mr. Smalls Theatre
05.05.13 - Syracuse, NY - The Westcott Theatre
05.07.13 - South Burlington, VT - Higher Ground Music
05.08.13 - Portland, ME - Port City Music Hall
05.09.13 - Boston, MA - The Wilbur
05.10.13 - New Haven, CT - Toads Place
05.11.13 - Providence, RI - The Met
05.12.13 - Philadelphia, PA - The Blockley
05.13.13 - New York, NY - Gramercy Theatre
05.14.13 - Baltimore, MD - Soundstage
05.16.13 - Carrboro, NC - Cats Cradle
05.17.13 - Asheville, NC - Asheville Music Hall
05.18.13 - Atlanta, GA - Terminal West
05.19.13 - Tampa Bay, FL - The Orpheum
05.20.13 - New Orleans, LA - House of Blues
05.22.13 - Austin, TX - Emo’s
• Ghostface Killah: http://www.facebook.com/GhostfaceKillahOfficial
• Killah Priest: http://www.killahpriest.com
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