Monday, May 5, Tom Waits held a press conference:
Yes, you heard right, Waits’ 13-date tour forgetfully bypasses 42 of the U.S.’ 50 largest cities. What bad luck. Maybe the whole thing is just an excuse for Tom to stop by that really great diner in Tulsa or to visit Aunt Bea in Mobile.
Now, instead of making the drive you’re thinking of making, I have a few suggestions for you. Get your money, go to a bank, put your money in that bank, use your plastic card to get that money in small usable increments to spend on things like groceries and beer, try to use another bank’s ATM and get charged $4 for the convenience, put your elbow through the glass of the ATM’s screen, DON’T YOU KNOW IT’S A RECESSION PEOPLE. ITS ABOUT DRUGS NOT TRAINS WAKE UP!!! PAECE BABY OLIVER BABY OLIVER THANKX GOD. F*CK IPOD TRY SOME WAX WAKE UP! 1972 NYC BORN AND RAISED.
Tom Waits Glitter and Doom Tour:
