Jack White of The White Stripes has done it again! Ostensibly in support of Coca-Cola's long, sordid history of class-action race-discrimation lawsuits, pesticide use, water polluting, and other questionable business practices and environmental I-don't-give-a-shits, Jack has written another jingle for the giant soda company, according to MarketWatch (via Stereogum). Unlike his first jingle in 2006, this one's for Coca-Cola Zero, a calorie-free alternative to the high fructose corn syrup-heavy original.
And guess what? The James Bond-themed commercial has everything an idiot Bond fan would want out of a commercial: fast cars, shapely women, and, of course, a macho soundtrack. BUT WHAT ABOUT COCA-COLA'S SHADY BUSINESS PRACTICES? Sorry, whiner, too busy watching shit blow up and numbing my mouth with Coke's high acidity.
This news comes on the tail of the Alicia Keys/Jack White collaboration "Another Way to Die," recorded for the upcoming James Bond film, Quantum of Solace, which had a budget of -- ahem -- $224.87 million.
