Remember when MC Hammer made that diss track about Jay-Z, because Jay-Z mentioned a well-known fact about MC Hammer? It was a weird thing that happened. Now, remember when MC Hammer had a cartoon where he was a superhero with talking shoes? It was a weird thing that also happened. It was also, arguably, the only thing MC Hammer had left to hold over Jay-Z’s head. You may have millions of dollars and critical adoration, Jay, but do you have a cartoon with talking shoes? You do not.
Until now! (Except for the talking shoes part. Jay-Z will never have talking shoes.) Consequence of Sound reports that the very famous millionaire will make an animated appearance on Secret Millionaires Club, a Hub TV series featuring Warren Buffett, a very famous billionaire. In his featured episode, Mr. Shawn Carter will be informing the show’s precocious kids about his work as a businessman and philanthropist and dismantler of Mobb Deep’s career. Maybe that last one only happens in “Takeover,” but maybe it doesn’t? You’ll just have to find out on October 23, when the final dagger is driven through MC Hammer’s heart.
• Jay-Z: http://lifeandtimes.com
