On the Next TMT Celebrity Gossip Report: Is Celebutant Harp Starlet Joanna Newsom (A) Returning to Public Performance with a Short Tour of Australia Early Next Year? (B) Barefoot and Pregnant with Steve Albini’s Baby? Or (C) Curating The Next “Recreationist Series Intl. Tolkien Is Bestival Festival” (This Year Taking Place at Dolwyddelan Castle, Conwy County, North Wales) as a Promotional Run-up to the Hush-hush Release of a New, Triple-Vinyl, Trip-Tronifolk Record, entitled Who Shot J.R.R.?, Available ONLY at Participating “Medieval Times: Dinner and Tournament” Locations?
Answer: A.
The answer is A, you jerkoff.
Joanna Newsom Tour:
01.16.10 - Brisbane, Australia - The Tivoli
01.16.10 - Sydney, Australia - Sydney Opera House
01.20.10 - Melbourne, Australia - The Forum Theatre
01.21.10 - Canberra, Australia - The Playhouse (Canberra Theatre Centre)
01.23.10 - Thirroul, Australia - Anita's Theatre
