Kool A.D. is half of Queens rap duo Das Racist. His press release describes him as a “marble-mouthed ‘Brown Bart Simpson’.” If I could just fill the rest of this story with those words, over and over again, I would. Hell, I’ll try it. Brown Bart Simpson. Brown Bart Simpson. Brown Bart Simpson. Brown Bart Simpson. Brown Bart Simpson. I am already tired of this. Still good, I’m just tired of it.
Ol’ Brown Bart Simpson is going on tour this summer, though. Accompanying him on all dates is Houston rapper Fat Tony, who is a very good rapper who does not nearly as good of a nickname as Brown Bart Simpson. BUT. He is potentially named after Simpsons character Fat Tony, granting this tour a certain thematic unity. The duo of Bart and Fat will be joined certain dates by other independent rap luminaries, including Lakutis, BBU, and Main Attrakionz. How are those guys’s nicknames? Any as good as Brown Bart Simpson? No.
Kool A.D. and Fat Tony dates:
07.30.12 - New York, NY - Mercury Lounge ^
08.03.12 - Washington, DC - Red Palace
08.05.12 - Stanhope, NJ - Stanhope House ^
08.08.12 - Allston, MA - Great Scott
08.11.12 - Detroit, MI - Hard Rock *
08.12.12 - Chicago, IL - Reggie’s *
08.22.12 - Portland, OR - Hawthorne Lounge #
08.23.12 - Oakland, CA - New Parish #
^ Lakutis
* BBU
# Main Attrakionz
• Kool A.D.: http://dasracist.net
• Fat Tony: http://fattonyrap.com
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