My Bloody Valentine to hemorrhage around the US for the first time in five years

Hmm.

You know something, Joe Davenport? Seeing as how this My Bloody Valentine band-thing has been INSISTING for like 30 years now that it “isn’t anything” or whatever; I don’t see why I should waste my time writing about it (let alone promoting some imaginary “US tour” that this nonexistent entity is — figuratively-speaking — “embarking upon” this summer).

So, fuck it.

You’re on your own, dude.

I’m going to use this space for something USEFUL instead: a complete walkthrough of me beating DuckTales for NES on the fucking “Difficult” setting.

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…Fine, fine, FINE. Here’s the stupid tour dates all typed out. But seriously, THAT’S IT:

06.23.18 - London, UK - Robert Smith’s Meltdown @ Royal Festival Hall
06.30-07.07.18 - Roskilde, DE - Roskilde Festival
07.17.18 - Seattle, WA - Paramount
07.19.18 - Oakland, CA - Fox Theater
07.22.18 - Los Angeles, CA - FYF Fest
07.25.18 - St. Paul, MN - Palace Theatre
07.27.18 - Chicago, IL - Riviera Theatre
07.30.18 - Philadelphia, PA - The Fillmore
08.01.18 - New York, NY -Hammerstein Ballroom
08.17.18 - Makuhari Messe, JP - Sonicmania

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