Okkervil River, though not in the good ol’ US of A, will obviously rep us so well by:
(1) feasting nightly on hefty portions of meat, potatoes, and apple pie,
(2) curing world hunger with aerial drops of freedom fries,
(3) democratizing other nations.
Obviously, all the while with waving American flags announcing their presence.
Good luck, boys! Make us proud!
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