PinBizRbCr: hi. do u wnt 2 cyb3r?
ShAzAmUrFaCe: thnx but I’m doin quests
PinBizRbCr: rofl.anywyas I”M MARRIED
ShAzAmUrFaCe: cool
PinBizRbCr: i’m in aband, u know
ShAzAmUrFaCe: who?
PinBizRbCr: ill g1ve you a clu. my cd dr0pz Sep 11
ShAzAmUrFaCe: um//
PinBizRbCr: k clu numbr 2, my webtsit rawks
ShAzAmUrFaCe: uh. i dunno. fallout boy?
PinBizRbCr bursts out in dance
ShAzAmUrFaCe: dood, dont rub your nightelf cooties on me
PinBizRbCr: I wll cut u. 8====D
You slap PinBizRbCr across the face. Ouch!
PinBizRbC has challenged you to a duel
ShAzAmUrFaCe: how bout a little kiss on my FIST
PinBizRbCr: oww
PinBizRbCr is dead
You receive: [indie street cred]
ShAzAmUrFaCe: pwnd
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