Oh, Ryan Adams, others may find you temperamental and obnoxious, but you’re so hard to resist when you photograph incredibly well and broke up with Mandy Moore just for me. I also hear you make some pretty great music, too. Too bad you’re not coming to Chicago so I can check out your "music," but feel free to message me for my number so we can hang out soon. I know you must be lonely now that you’re single again.
Love Is Hell: