Like Milhouse van Houten pining for the fireworks factory, all We Were Promised Jetpacks want are those damn jetpacks. I mean, they were promised them! Who would do that? Probably an eccentric billionaire. If you’re an eccentric billionaire and you promised four young Scottish gentlemen some jetpacks, you really should just buy them the jetpacks. You are a billionaire, you have the money to make these dreams come true.
You should do it ASAP, too. We Were Promised Jetpacks are going on a fairly extensive European tour in January. Instead of trudging around in cars and buses and aeroplanes and what have you, the Scottish mopesters could be flying around on jetpacks! Everyone on Earth agrees that would be a million times cooler.
We Were Promised Jetpacks dates:
01.14.12 - Opwijk, Belgium - Nijdop
01.16.12 - Paris, France - Point FMR
01.17.12 - Martigny, Switzerland - Les Cave du Manoir
01.18.12 - Turin, Italy - Spazio 211
01.19.12 - Firenze, Italy - La Limonaia
01.20.12 - Rome, Italy - Traffic
01.21.12 - Ravenna, Italy - Bronson
01.22.12 - Aarau, Switzerland - Kiff Club
01.24.12 - Munich, Germany - 59:1
01.25.12 - Vienna Austria - Flex
01.26.12 - Dresden, Germany - Beatpol
01.27.12 - Frankfurt, Germany - Das Bett
01.28.12 - Munster, Germany - Sputnik Halle
01.31.12 - Bremen, Germany - Lagerhaus
02.01.12 - Utrecht, Netherlands - Tivoli De Helling
02.02.12 - Alzette, Luxembourg - Rockhal
02.03.12 - Groningen, Netherlands - Vera
02.04.12 - Rotterdam, Netherlands - Rotown
02.05.12 - Nijmegen, Netherlands - Doornroosje
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