Mwwhhaa-ha-ha-haaaaa! Excellent, Igor! Weezer's complete transmogrification into Bowling for Soup is nearing completion! Phase one: Sooooooon, very soooooon (November 3), Raditude will drop from Geffen onto the panic-stricken populace in a torrential rain of pure cheese so THICK... that the poor fools won’t even be able to scream.
Next, phase two: my beautiful Franken-pop creations will play one... no, no! I have it, Igor! They’ll play TWO straight nights on Conan... no, no! Even BETTER: on The Late Show with David Letterman! (on October 29-30). Wmmmmuuuaaaahhahahaha! Ah, the sheer torture of watching Letterman, Igor, I can barely even contain my... Well, nevermind!
Then the Final Phase will commence: Weezer will embark on a tour of North America (yes, yes, Igor, there’s also a couple of shows at the end of this month, including a... ohh, yessss, a Halloween gig in the most DAMNED place on earth: New York City). Oh, the unholy madness of it all! These fools will never even see it coming. And once this homogenized post-mod-goof-geek-power-pop slurry is shoveled down their throats? Why, it’ll simply be too late, my friend. Mmmmhahaha. Chaos will rule, Igor. Chaos. Will. Rule.
TO BE CONTINUED:
10.24.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Palladium
10.31.09 - New York, NY - Hammerstein Ballroom
12.01.09 - Chicago, IL - Aragon Ballroom
12.03.09 - Milwaukee, WI - Eagles Ballroom
12.05.09 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Center
12.07.09 - Boston, MA - Agganis Arena
12.09.09 - Baltimore, MD - UMBC Fieldhouse
12.10.09 - Philadelphia, PA - Susquehanna Center
