Dear Reader and Garth Brooks,
XOXO.
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AFTER THE FACT NEWS, BABY: So, apparently, Wyclef Jean headlined a wicked-heavy-totally-ultra exclusive RIAA party in Washington in December.
The WAY TOTALLY AWESOME EVENT was also hosted by the Motion Picture Association of America, Sound Exchange, plus other hard-roccccckin’* DC-ites. I can just picture the scene now: hip, hip, hip...
And though WJ probably had the crowd hippy-shaking hard, there’s someone boasting more chops who could have crooned all the girls crazy.
THE [UNNECESSARY] POINT: As some of you may or may not know: Wyclef is NOT the top-selling RIAA solo artist.
Garth Brooks is. ([Chris Gaines=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Gaines], though, is not.)
Mmmmm. Garth Brooks. Wrangler jeans. Stetson hat. I do believe, reader baby, that I have the vapors.
And so should you.
Using this article as an entry point to explore my enigmatic fixation with Garth’s manliness and potentially spark your interest in the bold American hero in tight Wrangler jeans,
AJ Pacitti
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